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Alys Beach — Florida, But Make It Santorini (Minus the Nature)
Ah, Alys Beach — the seaside fever dream where the developers boldly asked: Why let Northwest Florida be Northwest Florida when you could turn it into an overexposed Instagram filter instead? Once upon a time, this stretch of 30A was an unassuming expanse of coastal scrubland, full of pesky native plants and inconvenient wildlife. But…
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Rosemary Beach — Because Sand Dunes Were Just Wasting Space
Ah, Rosemary Beach. The crown jewel of “New Urbanist” utopia, where Florida’s wild coastal scrub was graciously bulldozed into submission so that we, the deserving, could sip lavender lattes within walking distance of our Mediterranean-inspired vacation rentals.