Alys Defund the HOA || Unisex t-shirt

Description

Finally, a shirt that whispers revolution in clean, approved lines. Featuring a tiny white house icon that screams “curated oppression,” this tee takes aim at Alys Beach’s obsession with symmetry, silence, and seven-figure conformity. Wear it while strolling cobblestone streets under HOA surveillance — just don’t smile too wide, it might not be regulation.

Perfect for:
– Pretending to blend in while spiritually throwing a Molotov
– Wearing past curfew (9 p.m., obviously)
– Matching your house, but ironically

Fabric: 100% cotton, 0% design guidelines
Color: White-on-white, like your home and your rebellion
Mood: Muted tone, maximum disrespect
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, air dry on an unauthorized clothesline

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!