Live, Laugh, Bulldoze the Coastal Dunes || Unisex t-shirt

Description

For those who love a good sunset… over freshly poured concrete. This shirt is the perfect passive-aggressive clapback to every luxury developer who thinks “preservation” means putting a ficus in front of a three-story rental. It’s cute, it’s coastal, it’s complicit.

Perfect for:
– Strolling past a dune restoration sign next to a crane
– Attending a ribbon-cutting ceremony for ecological collapse
– Pairing with flip-flops and existential rage

Fabric: 100% cotton, 0% native habitat
Fit: Unisex, boxy, built like the new townhomes
Mood: Pastel nihilism
Care Instructions: Wash cold, hang dry, scream into the Gulf

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!