Rosemary – Defund the HOA || Unisex t-shirt

Description

Soft, stylish, and just a little unhinged — this tee quietly rebels against Rosemary Beach’s militant porch symmetry and lifestyle micromanagement. Featuring a lone rosemary sprig (the last survivor, probably), it’s your go-to uniform for pretending to comply while spiritually spray-painting “NO ZONING, NO PEACE” on a stucco wall.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!