Seasick – Defund the HOA || Unisex t-shirt

Description

This shirt says what your therapy journal wants to: enough with the porch paint codes and dog breed restrictions. Featuring a rebellious little dachshund (aka the only resident not under architectural review), this tee is a stylish protest against Seaside’s Stepford-level standards — in the most un-neutered way possible.

Perfect for:
– Walking your unapproved pup past pastel surveillance towers
– Passive-aggressively blending in at the Modica Market
– Channeling small dog energy in big HOA drama

Fit: Unisex, like your neighbors’ identical floor plans
Fabric: 100% cotton, 0% homeowner compliance
Color Options: Beige, but not HOA-approved beige
Mood: Chaotic good on a cul-de-sac

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!