Description
For when life in Seaside feels just a little too scripted. This hat says what every visitor’s thinking: “Am I real, or just background in someone’s beach photo dump?” Embroidered in classic irony, it’s the perfect accessory for wandering pastel streets under 24/7 surveillance — by both drones and the HOA.
Perfect for:
– Staring blankly at Modica Market pastries
– Escaping emotional repression through beach cruisers
– Muting your mic in the simulation
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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